Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
In response to Monkey's post: Like Cathrine Tate Humor. Flowergirl introduced me to her stuff, I had never heard of her.
-OFFENSIVE TRANSLATORs really had me laughing, thanks
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Here's one I loved
Groundhog Day deleted scene - Phil the Pool Hustler
I give myself kudos for sharing here & making myself lol
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants each one a wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here. 
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
A women gets on a bus with a baby. The bus driver says Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The women walks to the rear of the bus and sits down. Fuming, she says to the man sat next to her "The driver just insulted me" The man says "You go up there and tell him off" Go on, I'll hold your Monkey for you
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Doctor, I can't stop singing the "green, green grass of home" The doctor said, that sounds like "Tom Jones syndrome" Is that common I asked "It's not unusual" he replied
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Dick Van Dyke's 90th Birthday Flash Mob + Sing-A-Long
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I feel better already your good doc.
There is a horse from California called Disguysthelimit a play on words the sky is the limit.
yadayadayada SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE SERENITY HALF BAKED
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people I walk 6 miles everyday
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
My wife told me that "sex is better on holiday"
That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Be HAPPY, like me
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
💛💕ahhh momentum 🌈Ease,Joy & a hefty level of Safety are Mine 🌈
Posted on 07/09/2018. Last edited on 12/02/2020.
In response to iZUHM THA iNFiNiTE's post:
In response to iZUHM THA iNFiNiTE's post:
love those Zen funnies
Here are some more:
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi
I'm actually loving these! lol
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
BABOOM!
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
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MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
enter the heart , you could win a prize
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/wWLcNyifGKs
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi
BE YOU
“We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.” – Vince Lombardi