Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
In response to Monkey's post: Like Cathrine Tate Humor. Flowergirl introduced me to her stuff, I had never heard of her.
-OFFENSIVE TRANSLATORs really had me laughing, thanks
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Here's one I loved
Groundhog Day deleted scene - Phil the Pool Hustler
I give myself kudos for sharing here & making myself lol
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants each one a wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here. 
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
There’s no such thing as fiction. Our experiences are constructed within our own imagination. What we believe iz possible iz what we’ll experience. The life we’re living now iz only imagined in some of the minds of other infinite parallel versions of you.
A women gets on a bus with a baby. The bus driver says Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The women walks to the rear of the bus and sits down. Fuming, she says to the man sat next to her "The driver just insulted me" The man says "You go up there and tell him off" Go on, I'll hold your Monkey for you
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Doctor, I can't stop singing the "green, green grass of home" The doctor said, that sounds like "Tom Jones syndrome" Is that common I asked "It's not unusual" he replied
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Dick Van Dyke's 90th Birthday Flash Mob + Sing-A-Long
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I feel better already your good doc.
There is a horse from California called Disguysthelimit a play on words the sky is the limit.
yadayadayada
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people I walk 6 miles everyday
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
My wife told me that "sex is better on holiday"
That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Be HAPPY, like me
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
In response to iZUHM THA iNFiNiTE's post:
In response to iZUHM THA iNFiNiTE's post:
love those Zen funnies
Here are some more:
I AM
Peaceful:
Emotions,
Sensations ,
& Feelings
I'm actually loving these! lol
I AM
Peaceful:
Emotions,
Sensations ,
& Feelings
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
BABOOM!
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
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My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
“To boldly and or vulnerably go where no one has gone before”
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/wWLcNyifGKs
I AM
Peaceful:
Emotions,
Sensations ,
& Feelings
I AM
Peaceful:
Emotions,
Sensations ,
& Feelings
I AM
Peaceful:
Emotions,
Sensations ,
& Feelings