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I Am living a Divine plan
am not into mean sarcasm, though if I was -this would be a good one(:
Good to know I'm not alone... lol
grateful the PC automatically does it own selfcare... though too bad we can't choose when it does it(:
ok, one more like that(:
Oh well....
I Am living a Divine plan
I Am living a Divine plan
Ever wonder why:
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
{I guess if we mix harmful chemicals with something we that is fresh and healthy- it is a good thing/or from a marketing stand point 'good for you' (:}
Ever wonder why:
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Ever wonder why:
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Ever wonder why:
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
I Am living a Divine plan
A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam.
To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam.
He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question.
Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.
All, that is, except for one student.
He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper.
He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out.
The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled.
The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test.
The question: What is courage?
The student's answer: This is.
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I Am living a Divine plan
“I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I had any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!” -Author Unknown
I Am living a Divine plan
“I exercised once but found that I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous stuff, this exercise!” -Unidentified Hypochondriac
I Am living a Divine plan
Question: What did the personal trainer pick up at the bakery?
Answer: Head rolls.
I Am living a Divine plan
I Am living a Divine plan
I Am living a Divine plan
