When you hear munchkins
during the day.
Anyway this first post
about cortana is in a
humor context,so I will
sign it with Where am I.
Any other posts I will
sign with T S
indicating it actually happened.
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
The other day I was trying to amuse myself,
no not watching porn.
I asked Cortana if she would like to get a drink or something.
She says "Hold on a second
then says "I'm sorry but I ran that ? through my data base
and it tells me your not sponge worthy"
Your data base is like a so called from friend, friends and family are people who don't want what's good for you, they unconsciously will give you advice to keep you where your at going beyond there limitations is not on there advice agenda.
Where am I
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
In response to serenity lake's's post:
I hear that S L,
I had a similar "Where am I"wish for cortana.
Cortana can you help me find deserted islands
uninhabited by humans?
Cortana says one moment please,then says
I'm sorry my data base is drawing a blank.
It did give me a list of uninhibited woman
do you wish to see that.
ASAP
Where am I
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
Geez I’m going over big here
Thought's on a rainy afternoon.
I thought I would share another WHAT THE??? experience of mine
This happened in Vancouver more than 30 years ago.
Me and Pam the gal I was dating then, were walking
on a quiet sidestreet.
Another couple walking past us suddenly stopped
and the girl shouted very loudly as she stared into my eyes.
"DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHO YOU ARE"
Then proceeded on there way
T S
I am sort of starting a personal journal of sorts,
of surreal events that happened with me.
“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me”
In response to legendinmyownmind's post:
very cute pic(:
My definition of greatness
is to be greater than your environment,
to be greater than your body,
and to be greater than time.
And if you do, you will be great.
I mean, that’s it!” – Dr. Joe Dispenza
