rockswealth
Posted on 10/05/2010. Last edited on 25/10/2016.
I was driving down the road the other day and here in California it is
against the Law to talk on your cell phone when you are driving; unless
you have an ear piece or bluetooth.
So I am driving and the phone rings and of course I pick it up and answer
it. I keep saying “Hello, Hello, Hello,” but no one is on the other end. Then it dawns on me; (being blond it took a little longer to sink in) I have the ear piece plugged into the phone and not in my ear! Duh!
The person on the other end can hear me, saying “ Hello, Hello;” but it seems like I am talking miles away. Is my face red, sort of, but it did my heart good and had quite a laugh at myself about it.
This thread is dedicated to the crazy everyday things that we do or happens to us, that makes us laugh out loud, hold our guts and roll on the floor.
We are just human and we do funny stuff, so lets make everyone laugh with us. Time to start sharing Life’s Funny Experiences.
Please share some of the crazy, funny, dumb things that have (met in only a
good way). Please everyone keep it clean, dirty is not funny unless you fell into a puddle of mud. Which my girlfriend did the other day when we were walking my dogs! Ooops! Life is Good! Really!
Bless you and yours,
Hope this brought a smile to your face.
Roxanne
Attitude Life Coach, helping others to see the Power of a Positive Attitude with Affirmations and Gratitudes, Learn to be The Creator of Your Life.
A Louisiana teacher asks her students if they’re LSU Tigers fans. Everyone raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher says “Why aren’t you a Tigers fan?” “I’m a Razorback fan” she says. The teacher asks why, “Because my Mom is a Razorback fan, my Dad is a Razorback fan, so I am too!” Teacher says “What if your Mom & Dad were morons, what would you be then?” “Then I’d be an LSU fan.”
kathypetrilli
Posted on 12/09/2011.
Hi, Ive done so many dumb things its hard to pick! One of my favorites happened about three years ago I was sitting on my couch placing a phone order I had my guinea pigs in their laundry basket to the side of me. My daughter was calling me for help in the bathroom, I stood up took a step tripped over the laundry basket, flipped over the recliner and flew out into the hall and slammed into the wall,all while I was still on the phone. My son was stunned and crying my daughter ran out of the bathroom crying I was crying & in my distress calmly told the woman on the phone I needed to call her back. I did end up in a cast but looking back it must have been hysterical to watch. Hugs, Kathy
♡ ˚ choosing well
Posted on 08/08/2017.
I will check out this older thread soon, though for now-had to share this...I'm still laughing
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
Nancee1953
Posted on 08/08/2017.
HA HA HA HA HA HA just too funny!!!
The enterprize
Posted on 08/08/2017. Last edited on 11/10/2017.
In response to rockswealth's post:
What's hair color got to do with it.
I got salt &pepper hair,
the other day I frantically looked for my
car keys late for a meeting.I looked in the house garage everywhere.
I paused for a minute,my thoughts slowed down and next
thing I heard was the sound of my car idling in the driveway.
And my next thought among other thoughts was
"Is it possible I'm not as balanced as I think I am"
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 29/09/2017. Last edited on 11/02/2018.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 29/09/2017.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
Marcus Twain
Posted on 29/09/2017. Last edited on 01/08/2019.
https://www.adidaupclose.org/cgi-bin/videos/pageprofile.cgi?id=PAG1000576
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
The enterprize
Posted on 30/09/2017.
(:
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 30/09/2017. Last edited on 03/10/2017.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 02/10/2017.
In response to AlwaysWonderfulPossibilities's post:
Looks like somebodies having a bad hair day
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 05/10/2017.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
The enterprize
Posted on 11/10/2017.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
Marcus Twain
Posted on 11/11/2017.
I've been given it a considerable amount of thought,
and I just don't think this being an adult thing is going to work for me.
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
Marcus Twain
Posted on 23/07/2018.
Once you get to know Twain, you’ll never be the same.
The enterprize
Posted on 03/11/2018.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
Stillness
Posted on 04/11/2018. Last edited on 13/12/2018.
Who says it was a guy?
There is a horse from California called Disguysthelimit a play on words the sky is the limit.
yadayadayada
Mr Brightside
Posted on 22/06/2019.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Moonlighting
Posted on 23/06/2019.
“I am whole, perfect, strong powerful loving harmonious and happy, I can do all things through Spirit. Christ and all spiritual people throughout the course of history that strengthen me”
Moonlighting
Posted on 10/02/2020.
“I am whole, perfect, strong powerful loving harmonious and happy, I can do all things through Spirit. Christ and all spiritual people throughout the course of history that strengthen me”
Mr Brightside
Posted on 12/07/2020.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
˚ I AM joy of clarity, being & doing
Posted on 29/07/2020. Last edited on 05/05/2021.
Moonlighting
Posted on 25/04/2021.
“I am whole, perfect, strong powerful loving harmonious and happy, I can do all things through Spirit. Christ and all spiritual people throughout the course of history that strengthen me”
Mr Brightside
Posted on 19/05/2021.
Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true
Moonlighting
Posted on 21/06/2021.
“I am whole, perfect, strong powerful loving harmonious and happy, I can do all things through Spirit. Christ and all spiritual people throughout the course of history that strengthen me”
Moonlighting
Posted on 20/11/2021.
“I am whole, perfect, strong powerful loving harmonious and happy, I can do all things through Spirit. Christ and all spiritual people throughout the course of history that strengthen me”
♡ ˚ choosing well
Posted on 25/11/2021.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jtnOCRBku7s
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
♡ ˚ choosing well
Posted on 25/11/2021.
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
The enterprize
Posted on 08/01/2022.
enter the heart , you could win a prize
♡ ˚ choosing well
Posted on 08/01/2022.
Laughter is awesome.
I love to take time to laugh at myself.
Yesterday, I searched for a pair of glasses that was already on my face, and before I realized it … and said heck with them.. and decided readers would work…. & searched for them…I soon realized they were on my head.
MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE,
THE POSSIBLE EASY,
AND THE EASY ELEGANT
MOSHE FELDENKRAIS
Whatever is – Thank You !
My well-being is encased in love&peace and thrives in this atmosphere
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