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★Things to make us Laugh

I was driving down the road the other day and here in California it is
against the Law to talk on your cell phone when you are driving; unless
you have an ear piece or bluetooth.

So I am driving and the phone rings and of course I pick it up and answer
it. I keep saying “Hello, Hello, Hello,” but no one is on the other end. Then it dawns on me; (being blond it took a little longer to sink in) I have the ear piece plugged into the phone and not in my ear! Duh!

The person on the other end can hear me, saying “ Hello, Hello;” but it seems like I am talking miles away. Is my face red, sort of, but it did my heart good and had quite a laugh at myself about it.

This thread is dedicated to the crazy everyday things that we do or happens to us, that makes us laugh out loud, hold our guts and roll on the floor.

We are just human and we do funny stuff, so lets make everyone laugh with us. Time to start sharing Life’s Funny Experiences.

Please share some of the crazy, funny, dumb things that have (met in only a
good way). Please everyone keep it clean, dirty is not funny unless you fell into a puddle of mud. Which my girlfriend did the other day when we were walking my dogs! Ooops! Life is Good! Really!

Bless you and yours,
Hope this brought a smile to your face.

Roxanne

Attitude Life Coach, helping others to see the Power of a Positive Attitude with Affirmations and Gratitudes, Learn to be The Creator of Your Life.

A Louisiana teacher asks her students if they’re LSU Tigers fans. Everyone raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher says “Why aren’t you a Tigers fan?” “I’m a Razorback fan” she says. The teacher asks why, “Because my Mom is a Razorback fan, my Dad is a Razorback fan, so I am too!” Teacher says “What if your Mom & Dad were morons, what would you be then?” “Then I’d be an LSU fan.”

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
— Gandalf, J.R.R. Tolkien
I’m Alright
Life Less Ordinary

Hi, Ive done so many dumb things its hard to pick! One of my favorites happened about three years ago I was sitting on my couch placing a phone order I had my guinea pigs in their laundry basket to the side of me. My daughter was calling me for help in the bathroom, I stood up took a step tripped over the laundry basket, flipped over the recliner and flew out into the hall and slammed into the wall,all while I was still on the phone. My son was stunned and crying my daughter ran out of the bathroom crying I was crying & in my distress calmly told the woman on the phone I needed to call her back. I did end up in a cast but looking back it must have been hysterical to watch. Hugs, Kathy

Word of the day is

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
— Gandalf, J.R.R. Tolkien
I’m Alright
Life Less Ordinary

I will check out this older thread soon, though for now-had to share this...I'm still laughing

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beautiful music.
My why has been beautifully lovingly reaffirmed and now I know how.

HA HA HA HA HA HA just too funny!!!

In response to rockswealth's post:

What's hair color got to do with it.

I got salt &pepper hair,

the other day I frantically looked for my

car keys late for a meeting.I looked in the house garage everywhere.

I paused for a minute,my thoughts slowed down and next 

thing I heard was the sound of my car idling in the driveway.

And my next thought among other thoughts was

"Is it possible I'm not as balanced as I think I am"

 

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Affirmation Quick Searchaffirmation tags
♫Frampton I love enjoying this surrender. It is always beyond my wildest imagination of completion

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In response to AlwaysWonderfulPossibilities's post:

Looks like somebodies having a bad hair day

I drink whiskey in my yoga pants


I've been given it a considerable amount of thought,

and I just don't think this being an adult thing is going to work for me.

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Affirmation Quick Searchaffirmation tags
♫Frampton I love enjoying this surrender. It is always beyond my wildest imagination of completion

Who says it was a guy?Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices in his head saying, 'If you build it they will come.'?true love at its finest hahahahahahaha

Caution glacial run off, may cause shrinkage however you can tell your wife you have been attending your psychiatric appointments like you agreed.

Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true

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Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true

 

 

 

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Affirmation Quick Searchaffirmation tags
♫Frampton I love enjoying this surrender. It is always beyond my wildest imagination of completion

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Anything that anyone gives attention to, becomes true

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https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jtnOCRBku7s 

beautiful music.
My why has been beautifully lovingly reaffirmed and now I know how.

beautiful music.
My why has been beautifully lovingly reaffirmed and now I know how.

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